Children are inherently pleasing creatures. They have sparkly eyes, pinchable cheeks, and smiles that can make us small mortals warp into puddles of soft ooze. We demeanour during a possess brood and assume a universe would wish to bask in a excellence that is all they ever do as mostly as we wish to, so take those photos and share each final one of them on amicable media. This is because somebody needs to lay down a law and let us know that of those should not be on Facebook. (Spoiler alert: many of them.)
1. Actively regulating the potty (or, OK, even only sitting on it). If we don’t wish cinema of me perplexing to take a crap, don’t uncover me cinema of your kids perplexing to take craps.
2. After he has pooped his pants. That brownish-red allegation isn’t chocolate? Pardon me while we puke forever.
3. After she has soppy her pants. Now we only feel bad for a kid.
4. While he is spewing, or only spewed. If anything during all is withdrawal a child’s mouth in a missile fashion, NO. Just…stop it. We can’t unsee what should never have been seen. Just quit it with a pity of all a physique fluids/matter, okay?
5. After she has only mislaid her tooth. A smiling child holding a perform is cute. Zooming into a bloody mass of pap in her mouth is many decidedly not.
6. While he is not wearing any clothes. How do we not know that putting bare pics of children on a internet is a bad thing yet? Don’t we get “Dateline” where we live?
7. Doing something considerable and extemporaneous that clearly wasn’t. You’re sanctimonious we held junior’s insane skillz/funny antics on camera when we can CLEARLY see your father in a thoughtfulness of a counterpart we seem to have lost is in a background, assisting a child do his trick. We will never forget this moment, we large fat liars.
8. While she is feverish. Your bad child is so diseased from illness she can’t tell we to stop holding cinema of him to post for magnetism emojis so please, concede me. CUT THAT SH*T OUT.
9. While she is lonesome in a rash. The Internet does not take your insurance, so greatfully quit posting controversial rashes on unidentifiable baby physique tools and seeking us to diagnose that nastiness. Ew.
10. Doing something insanely dangerous. Children are some-more than able of anticipating a approach to spin even a many paltry activity into a brush with death. There’s no need to check saving her donkey only to snap a design of your small pre-K Evel Knievel in action, or for we to take foolish chances for a “funny” shot (ie: sanctimonious to feed him to an tangible shark). Our pursuit is to keep them from harm, not perform a Facebook friends during a responsibility of a kids’ safety.
11. The same picture, 18 different ways. You know we don’t have to bucket them all into your Facebook album, right? There’s a undo symbol for that. Luckily, there’s also an un-Friend button, too.
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Photos No One Wants to See of Your Kid (*So Stop Sharing Them on Social Media)
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